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A nerdy ass bitch that plays video games 24/7, has a double chin, and 2 pairs of man titties. While this creature may not seem like he gets any women at all, he can easily rizz up a dommy mommy in Ohio with his rizzler skills.
Did you see that gamer in Ohio?

He probably gets no bitches!

Actually he has ultimate gamer Ohio rizz because he’s a stopga!!
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stoppage time 

Additional time added to the end of a soccer (football) game. Since soccer has a constantly running clock that stops for nothing, alot of "playing time" is wasted away for any these reasons: injuries, a goal scored and the celebration that follows, arguing with officials, substitutuons, red and yellow cards, and taking forever on throw-ins, free kicks, corner kicks and goal kicks. (as well as a few other posibilities)

This added time ia supposed to make up for some of that wasted time.

Stoppage time can be anywhere from 1 minute to 5 minutes long, but is not exact. It always just seems like the referee can stop the game randomy, and know one but him knows when the game will be final.

Person 1: I wish that soccer had a clock that actually stops when a problem arrises or nothing is going on.
Person 2: Yeah, that whole stoppage time thing doesn't make a lot of sense.
stoppage time by osu fan August 10, 2006

Miriam Stoppard

Referring to Doctor and Television Presenter. A term once used by Jeremy in series 5, episode 1 of Peep Show.

a) Moaning about an injury recently sustained.

b) Chatting to other folk using complex medical words and terms.
Mickey: I hurt my leg the other day. I believe it was my tibialis anterior.

Will: No need to be a Miriam Stoppard about it.
Miriam Stoppard by Vaas June 5, 2013

Oppa Stoppa 

A firearm with a ability of automatic fire, a "Choppa".

Said firearm will hit you, and/or your father.
YBN Nahmir: Know that choppa, that's that oppa stoppa, hit you and your pops.
Oppa Stoppa by Moon- April 19, 2021

stopwatch 

1. A time-keeping device.

2. A phallic innuendo originating from the Torchwood television series, a spin-off of Doctor Who.
---"You still got that stopwatch? I think we've got a few minutes before the student get themselves in here, and I'm curious as to exactly how many minutes that might amount to."

-"You can’t fully enjoy using a stopwatch in just five minutes.”

---"I suppose you may have a point there.But in that case you still owe me, best keep it about in your pants for later then, before we find reason for you to draw it out."

stogafest 

an event (normally a concert) that is infested with rich Conestoga High school students.
Dude im going to rage sooo hard a bassnectar.

Have fun its going to be a complete stogafest
stogafest by stogian March 22, 2009