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stopwatch 

1. A time-keeping device.

2. A phallic innuendo originating from the Torchwood television series, a spin-off of Doctor Who.
---"You still got that stopwatch? I think we've got a few minutes before the student get themselves in here, and I'm curious as to exactly how many minutes that might amount to."

-"You can’t fully enjoy using a stopwatch in just five minutes.”

---"I suppose you may have a point there.But in that case you still owe me, best keep it about in your pants for later then, before we find reason for you to draw it out."
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Stopwatch Effect 

When a man tries to use the restroom, such as in a urinal, and another man walks in and begins speaking, breaking Male Bathroom Etiquette. The first man's stream then begins to stop flowing, and begin, as the second man starts and stops talking.
Man #1: *urinating*

Man #2: *urinating* Hey, Bob.

Man #1: *stops urinating* Stop talking, you're giving me the stopwatch effect.

alaskan stopwatch 

When doing a girl from behind, and she reaches around and pulls the condom off and puts you back in her raw.
My girlfriend and I were going at it doggystyle last night, and she wasn't feeling me with the condom on. So she pulled the old Alaskan Stopwatch on me and we fucked like crazy.
alaskan stopwatch by Mikey 145 April 26, 2006

Stormwatcheagle 

Arch enemy of SSJ3500. A very nice internet surfer who can be found at various places around the world wide web.

Abreviated SWE
Damn you, SSJ3500!
Stormwatcheagle by Avitar March 26, 2004

stopwatcher 

a person who is obsessed with stop lights
dude bro pay attention to the road and not the stop lights you stopwatcher!
stopwatcher by little RR king April 11, 2011

slapwatching 

The act of slapping pounding someone with a slapwatch. There are many kinds of slapwatching such as double slapwatching, ankle slapwatching, triple slapwatching, neck slapwatching and much more. (CAUTION: SLAPWATCHING MAY BE PAINFUL IF USED CORRECTLY)
Sarah Adler was slapwatching Livi Schilsky very hard in the leg after Livi slapwatched Sarah in the wrist; or; wat time is it? SLAPWATCH

stokatchka 

A person of low intelligence, annoying or deeply spiritual.
Our teacher is such a stokatchka! She can't teach us anything!
stokatchka by Babakachka October 3, 2021