stoole

stoole: a person who wants to have sex every second of the day

Husband: want to have sex?
Wife: your such a stoole.

by lalalalalalalalalalaland February 23, 2011

stooligram

when u drop a nice stool take a picture of it and text it to someone

i just dropped a massive stool and sent a stooligram to richie

by stoolivan August 12, 2017

corporate stooge

A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.

Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.

by Prankster August 2, 2012

stole my thunder

When someone takes credit for your idea or doings, they take responsibility even tho they did Not do what you did! Especially before you have a chance to claim your thunder.

That fuckin' bitch stole my thunder! It was my doing & my idea yet she tried to claim it as her own. I hate when people have stole my thunder!

by Starchylde June 18, 2016

Stoolstack

Pile of shit, euphemistically.

OK, what inconsiderate stoolstack just rang my doorbell at 6:15 PM? I'm right in the middle of carving a turkey breast. Wait...I have a knife.... hehehehe....

shithead fucktard asshat meatsack jackass

by Aguilark April 29, 2012

push her stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.

"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push her stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

stooge LOL

The fake laugh added to the end of any sentence either written or verbal. Usually used by someone that thinks they are very funny but they are not. he he he

After having read someones status on facebook the dumbass posted a comment followed by he he he otherwise known as the stooge LOL.

by jpg3 August 17, 2010