Stoolen 

To make an object vanish and become otherwise unavailable by sticking it up your own or someone else's arse where it is likely to become contaminated by human stools samples.

"C-3PO got his phone stolen when he was in Brighton at the weekend"
"Oh, you mean stoolen. It's probably just on vibrate and stuck up someone's arse."

Stoolen by dunkinnuts February 12, 2019

Stoolinger 

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.

The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.

Stoolinger by King Frozen May 27, 2020

no taste like stolen melon 

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!

Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

no taste like stolen melon by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face! by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

Stoogen 

Silly, stupid, cheap, or all around very annoying guy

Corey is so stoogen

Stoogen by The Answer to all Knowledge August 7, 2016

Stolen bike 

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.

The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC

Stolen bike by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

Stoolnami 

When you take a dump and the splash back from said turd soaks your entire rear end.

Peters thunder log unleashed a stoolnami that left his coin purse saturated in blue toilet water.

Stoolnami by jaywillgonzo January 23, 2010