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stonkification

To be so impressed by a football result that you get a full on stiffy.
The Rangers result last night gave me massive stonkification, it still hasn't went down yet!!
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smokification 

Noun
- the act, or result of smoking (particularly in reference to Marijuana).
After a long night of alcoholic-induced gallivanting and merriment, Jason ventured home to partake in some rather elevating smokification.
smokification by JDMGio September 28, 2010

skankification 

Even though Damaxster had had multiple sexual partners, her skankification was not complete until she stopped bathing regularly.
skankification by Despook & Damaxster September 20, 2008

Skankification 

Period of time when freshman turning into sophomores change from good children to, skanks
Damn this girl used to be prude. Guess she went through major skankification

skunkification 

The process a keg and/or bottle of beer goes through while oxidizing, or breaking down, resulting in a skunky beer.
Due to the lack of oxygen in the keg, nitrogen beers have a far less amount of skunkification, resulting in a smoother, fresher tasting beer.
skunkification by Zach Mertens December 27, 2008

Sonification of Materials

The broad practice of turning the intrinsic properties or dynamic behaviors of materials—their stress under load, thermal expansion, nanoscale vibrations, or degradation over time—into sound. This allows engineers to "listen for failure" in bridges or airplane wings, or for artists to create installations where a sculpture's sound changes as it rusts or bends.
Sonification of Materials Example: To test a new carbon fiber alloy, engineers attach sensors and sonify the material's stress during load tests. A clean, harmonic sound indicates even stress distribution. The sudden emergence of a grinding, dissonant frequency directly signals the onset of a micro-fracture long before it's visible, providing an acoustic early-warning system.

Rock Sonification

A specialized subfield of geosonification focusing on the physical and chemical properties of rocks and minerals. Data from spectrometers, electron microscopes, or core samples can be turned into soundscapes that reflect a rock's composition, formation history, or crystalline structure. It can be used for both scientific analysis and creating deeply textured, "ancient" musical works.
Rock Sonification Example: A geologist sonifies the layered mineral composition of a billion-year-old shale formation. Different elements produce different tones: iron rings like a bell, quartz creates a shimmering high end. Playing the "song" of the rock from bottom to top layers reveals the audible history of environmental changes across eons.
Rock Sonification by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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