A barbeque-sionist is one who partakes in the act of barbecuing. An accomplished barbeque-sionist is one who is able to produce quality meats and barbeque-able products efficiently for others to bask in.
The female version of a stoner. A female who smokes an abundant amount of marijuana daily. Stonitas are generally bad bitches known for smoking men under the table.
Stoner1: Caitlyn and Holland are smoking his ass under the table.
Stoner 2: Stonitas know how to go hard, damn.
A: has reefer carefully growing in his/her closet
B: takes all precautions when growing this plant
C: is too impatient to let the buddry so uses the microwave for a quick fix