stonist
"Rachel lectured me all night about how much she hates weed. She broke up with her boyfriend because he was a stoner."
"Oh she's a total stonist."
"Oh she's a total stonist."
Words you can keep
stonestreet
A human being soaked in the waters of victory for all of eternity. He or she puts chumps in their place and triumphs over all.
stonestreet by Conners February 17, 2008
Sonistic
Sonistic by barcelona123 October 24, 2012
Barbeque-sionist
A barbeque-sionist is one who partakes in the act of barbecuing. An accomplished barbeque-sionist is one who is able to produce quality meats and barbeque-able products efficiently for others to bask in.
Founded by Seth Cohen Adam Brody of The O.C.
Founded by Seth Cohen Adam Brody of The O.C.
Barbeque-sionist by barbeque-sionist February 16, 2010
Stonita
The female version of a stoner. A female who smokes an abundant amount of marijuana daily. Stonitas are generally bad bitches known for smoking men under the table.
Stoner 1: Caitlyn and Holland are smoking his ass under the table.
Stoner 2: Stonitas know how to go hard, damn.
Stoner 2: Stonitas know how to go hard, damn.
Stonita by OriginalStonitas May 14, 2013
stonesta
a stoner who:
A: has reefer carefully growing in his/her closet
B: takes all precautions when growing this plant
C: is too impatient to let the bud dry so uses the microwave for a quick fix
A: has reefer carefully growing in his/her closet
B: takes all precautions when growing this plant
C: is too impatient to let the bud dry so uses the microwave for a quick fix
stonesta by briel and nikki March 10, 2007
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026