stonesta 

a stoner who:

A: has reefer carefully growing in his/her closet
B: takes all precautions when growing this plant
C: is too impatient to let the bud dry so uses the microwave for a quick fix

"Man, you such a stonesta"

"whats his problem?"
"dont mind him. hes just a stonesta..."

stonesta by briel and nikki March 10, 2007

stonestreet 

A human being soaked in the waters of victory for all of eternity. He or she puts chumps in their place and triumphs over all.

Damn, that stonestreet took out the whole team in like two seconds

stonestreet by Conners February 17, 2008

stonescalation 

Immediately escalating an issue to its maximum potential response.

A man is told he is not allowed to buy a game

stonescalation: The man immediately threatens to cut the first persons car brake cables.

stonescalation by Flyheit December 26, 2011

Royal Sonesta 

The act of authoritatively penetrating a woman while recording the dirty deed, consent optional.

Dude I met a chick at a bar last night, ended up giving her the Royal Sonesta treatment. She loved it.

Royal Sonesta by Classy Glasses December 12, 2018

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome

t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here

stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

Stonesgasm 

Feeling of extreme pleasure and euphoria while listening to the Rolling Stones. This experience is likely amplified when seeing the Rolling Stones live.

"When they played Midnight Rambler, I had a full body Stonesgasm."

Stonesgasm by Michele Clarke February 3, 2008

stonesaep

she’s an amazing badussy, a reliable friend, a great person, always has your back, The most amazing friend you will ever come across. She has the biggest heart and is always there for you through ever minute of every day. She's there when you need someone to vent to or just need a shoulder to cry on. She will not judge you for your decisions but she will help you and be there for you throughout your journey. She tries her best to be the best friend she can possibly be. She deserves more than the world.
Do you know Liz?
Yes! She's incredible. I love her.

“stonesaep is a badussy”

stonesaep by lizzie budussy August 31, 2021