stonepond

where people go to get high, short for stoner pond

A: lets go to stonepond this weekend
B: fuck, not again

stonepond by ben33dover November 18, 2025

stonebone 

When two people people, most like stoners, come to a general understanding that they will smoke and then bone each other. can be a term used with friends with benefits or simply with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

"Stonebone tonight?"
"Hell ya, you bring the blunt, and I got the condom".

stonebone by Gyp$y October 5, 2011

Stoneonta 

Unofficial nickname for SUNY Oneonta since a lot of people smoke marijuana at this college. (Recruitment will say different)

Many people who smoke marijuana go to Stoneonta.

Stoneonta by C1ofUnknown March 16, 2005

stonecold stunner 

A very popular wrestling move comprising of a kick to the stomach and a (get ready for this) sitout three quarter facelock neckbreaker, such a move belonged to "Stonecold Steve Austin", the move has also been known as the "whipper snapper", however, althogh it is very popular, this move is very ineffective and is more likely to cause more damage the person performing the move then the victim, but it still kicks ass.

JR: Oh my gaawwdd!!!!!!!
Lawler:He dropped the stonecold stunner!!!
JR: Oh my gawwdd!!!

stonecold stunner by Haydar Kash May 18, 2007

stoneroids

Polaroids taken of people smoking pot, usually used to hide one's smoking habits from parents who like to develop pictures using traditional cameras.

"Our stoneroids came out excellent in this lighting."

stoneroids by flores negras January 2, 2009

stonemonkey 

either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.

Stoner: Dude, I've got the munchies. Want to go to T-Bell?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: So... ya wanna go?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: You can't move can you?
Stonemonkey: Grunt

stonemonkey by Mysteriouslydelirious April 3, 2009

Stonecold Susan 

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.

My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

or

My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

Stonecold Susan by Travy Dickson July 28, 2008