Stoneonta 

Unofficial nickname for SUNY Oneonta since a lot of people smoke marijuana at this college. (Recruitment will say different)

Many people who smoke marijuana go to Stoneonta.

Stoneonta by C1ofUnknown March 16, 2005

Game Stopental 

Buying a Used Game Stop video game in order to exploit the 7 day return policy, thus playing the game for free.

Ant: "You buy it yet?"

Ricky: "Fuck that, I'm not paying 60 bucks for Battlefield 3, im just going to Game Stopental that shit."

Game Stopental by M1ND V1RUS October 19, 2011

Shonentard 

A Shonentard is a highly moronic teen or sad adult that loves and takes action shonens seriously (action shonens: anime that focus on mindless fights, lack of realism, dumb characters, and terrible everything, besides an occasionally good OST). Shonentards generally:

a). pay no mind to the fact that their show follows no logic and lacks realism,

b). act very dumb online,

c). consider seinen (seinen: opposite of shonen) that don't have lots of violence and fanservice to be boring,

d). don't like any realistic characters who lack a traumatic event from their past and are now motivated by friendship to protect the ones they love, and in turn claim realistic characters lack characterisation because of their lack of the aforementioned traits,

e). only care about their unchoreographed fights, what happens next in the senseless story, how cool a character is (character coolness to a shonentard is different from that of a normal person and usually evolves into becoming attracted to characters and mix and matching them into imagined relationships), and how good the music is, paying little to no attention to the real nuances and factors that make films entertaining,

f). buy lots of related merchandise and/or cosplay simply to boost their own fandom,

g). are easily manipulated by plot-driven shonens into thinking they're intelligent, when really they consist of lame battles of fake logic combined w/ fake emotion.

Various plausible shonentard conversations:

"Shonentard 1: dude did u c moribito last nite?
Tard 2: lol no try boribito"

"Tard 1: i cant wait 2 c wut hapens next on naruto
Tard 2: totaly i was so shockd when zibobo betraed the leef vilage. narutos plot twists is awesome"

"Tard 1: Bleach is geting great, Ichigo jus lerned the powerfulest attack yet, it completely destroied haf of tokyo
Tard 2: i havent watched bleach latly, i sorta like inteligent shows now like Death note, Code geass and FMA"

"Person 1: Hi, I'd like a some anime recommendations. I'm looking for something with an impressive plot, something that could make me think, some neat action (but not focused around it) and maybe some rather fancy animation or direction. Thanks.
Tard 1: most peopl say naruto but i disagree, i like bleach more"

Shonentard by donewithdumb December 15, 2010

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome

t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here

stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS)

Where a previous attractive female starts to let themselves go. This usually occurs within a few day's of moving to the area, but the affects can snowball. Usually leading to a complete transformation in a few weeks, typically six. Symptoms are tramp stamps and muffintops, followed by foul language and complete lack of anything feminine.

Worker 1 - Wow that new girl looks really attractive.
Worker 2 - Maybe, but give her six weeks for StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS) to take effect and she will be a right ugly munter.

StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS) by Timmeh607 June 16, 2009

stonesta 

a stoner who:

A: has reefer carefully growing in his/her closet
B: takes all precautions when growing this plant
C: is too impatient to let the bud dry so uses the microwave for a quick fix

"Man, you such a stonesta"

"whats his problem?"
"dont mind him. hes just a stonesta..."

stonesta by briel and nikki March 10, 2007

Stonerstache 

the hair that grows above the upper lip after smoking pot for several days straight.

after smoking Peyote for six straight days, i looked in a mirror and discovered the stonerstache i had grown.

Stonerstache by itsralf October 21, 2010