When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimesin the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
A name given to sprinklers in which reclaimed water is being used. Caused by the smell of reclaimed water coming out of a sprinkler which smells like something between rotten eggs and a horrible smelling fart.