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When you have to shit really bad, but aren't in a situation when it's available
Dude, I know we're at a funeral right now but I really have to blargo shtornk bing bing honkle stonkle.
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.

Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress

I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
Stonker by Muckyfingers82 June 3, 2022

stinklers 

A name given to sprinklers in which reclaimed water is being used. Caused by the smell of reclaimed water coming out of a sprinkler which smells like something between rotten eggs and a horrible smelling fart.
Somebody close the windows, the stinklers just came on outside and the stench is smelling up the whole house!!
stinklers by chrislish July 27, 2009
Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!
Stonked by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020
a particularly tiny but exceptionally smelly fart.
Ian let out a stinklet in the elevator, and everyone wanted to puke.
stinklet by The Trout From Hell January 27, 2008

stinkleton

Originating from Chicago, 'stinkleton' refers to an especially lame individual. Often, the word is shortened to 'stink'.
"Man, those kids are a bunch of stinkletons"

"Why are you being such a stink?"
stinkleton by augustmanifesto September 7, 2005