stoem

a stoem is a hybrid between a story and a poem

"Okay class, in this assignment, you will all be writing personal stoems."

by themistbeatboxer June 10, 2018

Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Stem Christy

A single piece of shit that is long enough to touch the bottom of the bowl and poke above the surface of the water.

After eating a pound of cheese from chipotle, Ken dropped a fat Stem Christy into the toilet at work.

by KennyG63 April 15, 2016

Stemmed the rose

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.

"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."

by factcurate June 9, 2020

Stemme

A word derived from the words stud and femme used in the lesbian community to describe a woman who is boyish but in a very feminine way. Stemmes usually dress more feminine than their stud counterparts but are more butch than their femme counterparts.

Stemme, however, may be descriptive of how much emotionality and sensitivity a lesbian has versus how they choose to dress.

Stemme falls under the concept of androgyny as does stud, futch (a femme whose a bit butch), butch, soft butch, etc...

As far as femininity goes:

Femme>Stemme>Futch>Soft Butch> Stud

That stemme thinks she's so fly in her eyeliner, faux hawk and cons.

by KillaK September 6, 2012