stiltskin

When part or all of a wooden match has burned away, this is what remains. Due to its brittle and disappointing nature, the word can be used as a metaphor for uselessness and surprised disappointment.
"There's nothing left in this matchbox but a bunch of stiltskins!"
"His legs looked like two stiltskins..."
"The iPad is about as useful as a stiltskin."
by Mung Tongue April 13, 2010
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Dumple Stiltskin

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.
I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!
by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006
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grundle stiltskin

The process of putting on stilts and tea bagging a person standing up.
Alyshia was so drunk she got dizzy when she laid down so Bobby had her stand up so he could give her a grundle stiltskin she would never forget.
by Forgefelcher September 10, 2008
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rumple stiltskin

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum
his girlfriend performed a rumple stiltskin on him after she found out he had herpes.
by jinglebells777777 January 19, 2011
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grundle stiltskin

The art of putting on stilts and tea bagging another person.
My girlfriend was laying in bed because her head was spinning from the vodka she drank so I had to have her stand up to give her the grundle stiltskin she would never forget.
by Forge69 October 01, 2008
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Rumpled Stiltskin

The guy who gives oral sex on the street corner
oh look theres rumpled stiltskin giving bradley lowery some oral sex
by Musty brad March 29, 2021
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the rumple stiltskin

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it
yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!
by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003
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