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Dumple Stiltskin
When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.
Dumple Stiltskin by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006
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grundle stiltskin
Alyshia was so drunk she got dizzy when she laid down so Bobby had her stand up so he could give her a grundle stiltskin she would never forget.
grundle stiltskin by Forgefelcher October 26, 2008
stiltskin
When part or all of a wooden match has burned away, this is what remains. Due to its brittle and disappointing nature, the word can be used as a metaphor for uselessness and surprised disappointment.
"There's nothing left in this matchbox but a bunch of stiltskins!"
"His legs looked like two stiltskins..."
"The iPad is about as useful as a stiltskin."
"His legs looked like two stiltskins..."
"The iPad is about as useful as a stiltskin."
stiltskin by Mung Tongue April 13, 2010
rumple stiltskin
the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum
rumple stiltskin by jinglebells777777 January 20, 2011
grundle stiltskin
My girlfriend was laying in bed because her head was spinning from the vodka she drank so I had to have her stand up to give her the grundle stiltskin she would never forget.
grundle stiltskin by Forge69 January 18, 2009
Rumpled Stiltskin
Rumpled Stiltskin by Musty brad March 29, 2021
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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