Closely derived from the
two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not
necessarily smegma in the classical
dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.
Tom: How did this load of
smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.
Ed: Ahh, the
mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?