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stinkmosis 

The uncanny ability of shit smell to transfer through 8-10 layers of quality toilet tissue to the wiper's hand,as if by osmosis. One tell-tale clue that you have acquired skinkmosis if if the wiping hand feels damp.
After pooping and wiping,I always do a stinkmosis sniff test to see if I need regular soap or germicidal gel or both.
stinkmosis by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
Words you can keep

stinkmobile 

the inside of an automobile that smells terrible. Just flat out reeks inside. Usually because of the driver or occupants that ride in it.
Last week I got into a cab and it smelled like a total stinkmobile.
stinkmobile by Basshead #1 December 15, 2011

stinkboss 

verb - to stinkboss; the act of disapointing one of your employees by proposing a ridiculous solution to a problem. Instructing or proposing an action that infuriates another.
I was going to take a vacation day two weeks from friday to visit my family but I got stinkbossed.
stinkboss by Dernon Moseley September 29, 2006

stinkmeister 

Chase needs to take a bath, he’s a stinkmeister.
stinkmeister by Reallygirrr May 18, 2018

stinkmatism

when poop particles on your pillow contaminate your eye resulting in pink eye (conjunctivitise).
Your friend is getting sweet revenge on you for embarrassing him in front of his girlfriend so, he farts on your pillow. You have a great night's sleep, but low and behold you wake up with extremely contagious, raw goopey eyes. bam... you just contracted a stinkmatism.
stinkmatism by dontgetstinkeyed April 29, 2010

Stigmosis 

Cab be used in the context of hell or sigma
"What the stigmosis?!"

stigmosis 

Hell as in what the hell
What the stigmosis?
What in stigmosis did you even just say you rizzler
stigmosis by Sklar shrl April 30, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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