Closely derived from the two
words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical
dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.
Tom: How did this
load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my
desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that
just smegmificent?