stevenjot 

A guy who often likes to go by “steve” because he’s embarrassed to be known by his real name. Very good with ladies, truly a gentleman. Loves to drink tequila and watch raider games.

Look that’s Stevenjot he took my bitch again

stevenjot by Thatguypalyeahimhim November 23, 2021

stevenson high school 

Stevenson high school, one of the top ranked high schools in the country consists of snobby rich kids who wear vineyard vines, and polo. There are many extracurricular classes to be taken at Stevenson, but if you aren't either jalen Brunson, or a jock you're are reconised as a nobody. Stevenson is full of pretty girls who think they're better than everyone because there dads run local businesses around the long grove area, and guys that think they're top shit, because they drive around in there "brand new jeep my dad bought"

"Hey, let's go to liquid fusion, you where all the kids from Stevenson high school hang out"
"For sure, make sure you were your polo quarter zip, your pink shorts that go above your knees, and your sperrys!"

stevenson high school by JsavageT July 18, 2016

The Stevenson Act 

Changes innocent until proven guilty to have the accuser and plaintiff to always be believed as innocent at the start of anything and everything no matter the circumstance.

Guy 1: Bro, what do you mean the trial ended as soon as it started?

Guy 2: Yeah bro. The Stevenson act made him guilty instantly. Crazy man.

The Stevenson Act by Xx_Mr.Fister_xX November 17, 2018

Mighty Stevenson

When a man and a woman get naked and shit into each other's hands and then fight/wrestle each other.

Last night, me and the bae had a mighty Stevenson. It was horrible.

Mighty Stevenson by BiomeSchmeat June 3, 2014

Stevenote 

Any time Apple's CEO, Steve Jobs, gets up and makes a keynote address at an Apple event, hordes of Mac users go totally bonkers speculating about what new products will be announced. The keynote address is often referred to as the "Stevenote," though for some people, just saying the word "keynote" is enough to get them a little excited.

The most prominent "Stevenote" of the year takes place in the first half of January, at the MacWorld San Francisco expo. Other notable Stevenotes occur at MacWorld Paris (which involves staying up until 3 or 4 AM to hear what Steve has to say), the Worldwide Developer's Conference, and various special events throughout the year.

I was thinking of buying a new PowerBook, but I have to wait until after the Stevenote in case they announce new ones!

Stevenote by AstroMan January 6, 2005

stevejobbed 

Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.

"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."

stevejobbed by qma3x December 4, 2005

DeShawn Stevenson 

When you hide in a closet while two people are having sex. Right as they're about to cum, you run up to the girl, skeet in her eyes, and wave your hand in front of your face. Combination of the John Cena and the sniper.

You can't see me because I just DeShawn Stevensoned you.

DeShawn Stevenson by ucsme March 10, 2009