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stephenhowells 

ur a fucking stephenhowells

Stephenharperitis

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.
With horror, Stockwell realized he'd forgotten his stephenharperitis immunizations that morning.
Stephenharperitis by John November 11, 2004

Stephening

When a person has an gicantic uncontrollable facial spazom, one that can't help but be laughed at.
"Woah tha guy has a terrible case of the twitches..." "Lmfao he's Stephening!"
Stephening by iDisturbed January 17, 2009

Stephenhawking 

The act of lying around and being so lazy that your body and neck get all contorted on bed or couch, and you drink with a straw just not to move your arms
Dude, I'm so lazy I'll spend the whole weekend stephenhawking on the couch!
Stephenhawking by P_gm November 14, 2014

stephenburg 

stephenburg is a kind lovely man. Stephenburgs are often really fat and big,but that won’t stop all the ladies from loving him. stephenburg is a really sexy fierce man and he always will get his way from the adorable chubby smile on his big face.
Elise: Man that dude is really fat but he’s also pretty cute
Lizzie: Yeah that’s my uncle he’s such a stephenburg!

stephenburgs wheelchair

If you know Stephenburg, than you sure do gotta love his wheelchair! Stephenburgs wheelchair is about the size of an large pool. Stephenburg, in the other hand is the size of a car.
Elise: Man lizzie that outfit makes you look like stephenburgs wheelchair!

Lizzie: Shutup! You are the size of stephenburgs home! Period 😎
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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