Stephening
Stephening by iDisturbed January 17, 2009
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Stephening
When a male gets so horny the tip of his dick turns purple. The exact same shade Stephen's new hair is.
Stephening by meosmdf July 18, 2020
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Stephenie Meyer
The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance".
"Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."
*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"
*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"
Stephenie Meyer by MadeiraCakeForLife July 9, 2009
Stephenie Meyer
A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction.
A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!
Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.
A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!
Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.
A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!
Stephenie Meyer by Light and Takori-senpai May 1, 2009
Stephenie Meyer
A thesaurus-raping whore who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla.
Stephenie Meyer by Sympilton October 28, 2008
Stephenie Meyer
The author that has made the most epic fail in the history of English Literature.
Fail example 1: Vampires with no fangs and can sparkle in direct sunlight.
Fail example 2: No plot. No climax, only a build up of tension then nothing.
Fail example 3: Pedophilia between a baby hybrid vampire that "ages quickly" and a "shape-shifter" or "werewolf".
FINALLY...
Fail example 4: The whole characters seem similar to those of Charline Harris.
Fail example 1: Vampires with no fangs and can sparkle in direct sunlight.
Fail example 2: No plot. No climax, only a build up of tension then nothing.
Fail example 3: Pedophilia between a baby hybrid vampire that "ages quickly" and a "shape-shifter" or "werewolf".
FINALLY...
Fail example 4: The whole characters seem similar to those of Charline Harris.
Twilighter #1: Lyk OMG! Edward Cullen is so great! These books are great! Stephenie Meyer iz great!
Twilighter #2: I kno rite! Im edumacated 4 readin such big books!!!! I wish he was real! Why did you do this 2 us Stephenie Meyer!! No ill nevr find a guy!!
Twilighter #3: I poured sparkles on all the guys in out class! YAY!
Twilighter #4: Thank god 4 Stephenie Meyer! Without her we would have died!!!!
.... It goes on and on and on....
Twilighter #2: I kno rite! Im edumacated 4 readin such big books!!!! I wish he was real! Why did you do this 2 us Stephenie Meyer!! No ill nevr find a guy!!
Twilighter #3: I poured sparkles on all the guys in out class! YAY!
Twilighter #4: Thank god 4 Stephenie Meyer! Without her we would have died!!!!
.... It goes on and on and on....
Stephenie Meyer by xxcool-kidxx February 25, 2009
Stephenie Meyer
Interview with Stephenie Meyer:
Q: So Stephenie, many fans are disappointed with Breaking Dawn. Tell us, what influenced some of the ideas present there?
A: Well, I decided to take 20 of my most favorite twilight fan fiction and compile them all into one story!!
Q: So Stephenie, many fans are disappointed with Breaking Dawn. Tell us, what influenced some of the ideas present there?
A: Well, I decided to take 20 of my most favorite twilight fan fiction and compile them all into one story!!
Stephenie Meyer by twilight?um...eww January 8, 2009
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