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jeff steitzer 

the voice behind halo and the guy with the voice you wish you had during puberty
jeff steitzer
jeff steitzer by OPnornfang August 24, 2016
Related Words
stentz • stenzin • stent • Steltz • Stenzing • sentz • Slentz • Stantzmore • steentz • Steitz
The most awesome kick ass way to express a feeling, thought, action or event. Is the best thing to have come to the planet, maybe even universe.
This sex is Stenzly- the sex is like heaven on earth
You've just been Stenzed- you've been fucked by the best my friend
This is a Stenzing good time- having the best time ever
Stenz can also replace tight in the joke "What do you call a German virgin" A " Guddintight" rewritten is "GuddinStenz"
Stenz by The Wish Granter October 25, 2009

Stenzil beith

Also known as the stenzil beith pushup, it consists of sexually thrusting the hips in a "floor humping motion" while in a pushup position.
Can be considered ultra turn on for middle aged men, and small midgets. Also used as a term for sexual intercorse with asian men. and can create the ultimate ass orgasm.
Fraiser "how did you get on with sam last night?"
Josh "Ohh yeah man, I stenzil beithed his ass!"
Fraiser "Bitchin!"
Stenzil beith by Fragis October 22, 2009

stenzin' around

Stenzin' Around is when a person is not accomplishing anything in particular, mostly just wandering around looking at various things, occasionally picking something up or eating something. Usually done to avoid things such as studying or shortly after waking up.
I walked into our apartment and of course I find Tyler just stenzin' around instead of studying for his geography midterm.
stenzin' around by swingtown November 6, 2010
If you don't know his real name..Call him Steitz.
1: "Hey Steitz what's cracking homie?"
2: "Dude whats your fucking actual name?"
3: "Not even god knows."
Steitz by Dude334532 December 23, 2008
1.Cock gobbling cum gargler
2. ultimate facepalmer
that guy is such a stenton hes always with 5 men at once
Stenton by bodizzlelificator September 23, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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