steerment

A soldier that considers him/herself the ultimate warrior but they are absolutely dog-shit at their job. Usually always fails a fitness test.

He told me that he single handedly took on an enemy compound...he actually works in the stores issuing rations. He's such a Steerment!

He said that he could pass his fitness test . He failed by 5 minutes, what a Steerment!!!

steerment by White-Wolf September 18, 2017

steerman 

The art of failing a test in s hilarious way.

He steermaned the fuck out of that test.

steerman by The steerman January 19, 2018

stormented 

Someone (or animal) that is severly tormented by storms.

My poor dog hid under the bed whining during the entire storm. Poor guy was stormented by the lightning.

stormented by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

Skeetment 

To achieve ejacualation; to "skeet".

A momentary event of relief; to feel good.

Man that chick sure was ugly, but once the skeetment started it was well worth it.

Skeetment by meowzas October 22, 2009

Sleepment 

Equipment used for sleep such as bed, pillow, duvet, alarm clock, sleeping bag etc.

Guy 1: Mate you got your sleepment with you?
Guy 2: What you mean?
Guy 1: Your sleeping bag and pillow!!!
Guy 2: F*** i brought my duvet..... atleast its duvetier then yours!!!

Sleepment by The Duvet Dudes July 13, 2009

sunerment 

a word to be written next to a snowman drawing

sunerment o0O

sunerment by Earl Brighton December 11, 2003

Spermented 

A certain vinegary funk to the spunk.

This semen tastes like its been spermented for months!!

Spermented by Anastasia van Beaverhausen October 14, 2016