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Beef Steeple

A name for an erect penis exemplifying distinct vertical architecture; a woody that points to the heavens.
Tom woke in the morning only to be embarrassed by his firm beef steeple protruding out of his boxers as it cast a small shadow upon his cat.

California Steeple

When you and a buddy are having a threesome with a girl, and you are each sucking on one of her tits. You then take your outside hand, and give each other a high-five above your heads, therefore creating a "steeple" under which you can continue to enjoy the sweet breast meat.
Guy #1 - Yo dude, Jodie and I wanna have a threesome with you, are you in?
Guy #2 - For sure man, as long as we can do the California Steeple.
Guy #1 - Uhh, Duh!

pork steeple 

A man's penis, though usually said in referance to an erect penis.
Put the Pork Steeple in the Ham Wallet
pork steeple by Rob-Rizzle December 28, 2005

Dirty Steeple 

(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.
He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.
Dirty Steeple by Jody South March 19, 2020

Steeplejack 

A person skilled in working at heights, primarily for restoration work on church steeples and spires, clock towers, or other tall buildings and has a certain skill set including masonry, (block, brick, stone and cement), carpentry, painting, waterproofing, roofing, stone cutting and rigging.
"The steeplejack often will work in highly elevated structures."
Steeplejack by Steeplejack September 1, 2009

Stempled 

Verb, To be a teacher, When someone is a teacher, but they can't teach, and they are often corrected when giving out lessons.
ex: Our teacher stempled so hard that I had to stand up in front of the class and explain the lesson. (true story)

ex: That teacher was stempling again today, we had to read out of the book to learn the lesson, how are they still a teacher?
Stempled by Zboi94 January 5, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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