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Steepled 

Steepled is the action of having a conversation with an annoying person. It is typical for the person to use unnecessary accents, turn whole sentences into acronyms, excessive use of the words "dude" and "bitch", or other common annoying things. Also it is likely that the person will have "snapped" numerous times in a sentence.
person 1: "were you just talking with Cam?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I totally just got steepled."
Steepled by The Irish Scholar December 22, 2008
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Beef Steeple

A name for an erect penis exemplifying distinct vertical architecture; a woody that points to the heavens.
Tom woke in the morning only to be embarrassed by his firm beef steeple protruding out of his boxers as it cast a small shadow upon his cat.

California Steeple

When you and a buddy are having a threesome with a girl, and you are each sucking on one of her tits. You then take your outside hand, and give each other a high-five above your heads, therefore creating a "steeple" under which you can continue to enjoy the sweet breast meat.
Guy #1 - Yo dude, Jodie and I wanna have a threesome with you, are you in?
Guy #2 - For sure man, as long as we can do the California Steeple.
Guy #1 - Uhh, Duh!

pork steeple 

A man's penis, though usually said in referance to an erect penis.
Put the Pork Steeple in the Ham Wallet
pork steeple by Rob-Rizzle December 28, 2005

Dirty Steeple 

(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.
He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.
Dirty Steeple by Jody South March 19, 2020

Steeplejack 

A person skilled in working at heights, primarily for restoration work on church steeples and spires, clock towers, or other tall buildings and has a certain skill set including masonry, (block, brick, stone and cement), carpentry, painting, waterproofing, roofing, stone cutting and rigging.
"The steeplejack often will work in highly elevated structures."
Steeplejack by Steeplejack September 1, 2009

Stempled 

Verb, To be a teacher, When someone is a teacher, but they can't teach, and they are often corrected when giving out lessons.
ex: Our teacher stempled so hard that I had to stand up in front of the class and explain the lesson. (true story)

ex: That teacher was stempling again today, we had to read out of the book to learn the lesson, how are they still a teacher?
Stempled by Zboi94 January 5, 2011
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