Steeeve

Steeeves are rare to find in the wild but when you find one be sure to shout it's name to get it's attention. Steeeves are a rare creature of baby unicorn, hitman, drug dealer, and semi-human in one. They always insist they have magic though most reject it their magic never fails. Though most people say they have different names they will always be known as Steeeve at heart. They are also thought to be immortal but it is told that there are a few rare types of magical creatures out there with the ability to kill this creature. Steeeves can go months without sleep and do not require food or water to survive. If you ever find a Steeeve be sure to not miss the chance to talk to them but never spell their name with less than 3 'e's. Steeeves have quick wits and good jokes. Steeeves are also known as the "Meme Legends" seemingly having every meme ever made saved on their phone. They will not turn down the chance to add someone to their hitlist if you are mad at someone. They are also theater kids most of the time.

Person1: "Did you hear Steeeve transferred to our school?"
Person2: "Finally I've always wanted to out meme him!"
Person1: "Trying to out meme a Steeeve is a death wish!"

by Steeeve - Professional Unicorn May 5, 2020

steevers

The great one, the older brother of Winston. He deserves worship at all times of the day and night.

We must go to the Atrium to greet Steevers!

by jpae December 12, 2017

Steeven

Some may consider Steevens like basic hypsters but there's so much more to them than just that. They usually have an insane sense of style, being capable to dress as a korean model one day and a french teenager the other and rocking both styles. Steevens best trait is their ability to laugh at everything and make the people around him just as happy as he is in a matter of second. If you're lucky enough to ever meet a Steeven, keep him close because he will be the kindest and funniest person you can get by your side.

If only I could get a Steeven in my life, it'd be a lot brighter...

by NotAHypster November 21, 2021

STEEVE CSGO

just massive hvh boss guy innit

Dude this steeve csgo guy is a hvh boss he touches all da pussy and boobies

by Memesguy July 17, 2021

Steeevil

Evil Steve, only comes out when drunk. Can be found on MySpace or in any cool NYC sports bar.

"Damn... Steeevil is cool, until he croses that line into the DRUNK zone! Oh, what the hell, let's get more shots anyway."

by SteveBsjb August 24, 2006

Steeves

A Swedish tribe of beer drinkers and womanizers. Known for their particularly hairy chests.

"Look how hairy that man's chest is mommy!"

"He must be a Steeves."

by Wellington Brown October 20, 2009

Steeve

The #snarky'est bastard on the planet (classic Aries derr) who makes you love/hate not being able to contain your chuckles over things you're not sure you should be laughing at. A guy you secretly wish you had in your company, and court when confronted with a foe. (Also the dude is sexy af and highly coveted by hot babes and dudes alike)

Jeff: Guys, Steeve is so...
Alan/Zina: Snarky?...
Jeff: Yea!
Alan/Zina/Jeff: "I want some!"

by CNSKnight April 29, 2019