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Steeeves are rare to find in the wild but when you find one be sure to shout it's name to get it's attention. Steeeves are a rare creature of baby unicorn, hitman, drug dealer, and semi-human in one. They always insist they have magic though most reject it their magic never fails. Though most people say they have different names they will always be known as Steeeve at heart. They are also thought to be immortal but it is told that there are a few rare types of magical creatures out there with the ability to kill this creature. Steeeves can go months without sleep and do not require food or water to survive. If you ever find a Steeeve be sure to not miss the chance to talk to them but never spell their name with less than 3 'e's. Steeeves have quick wits and good jokes. Steeeves are also known as the "Meme Legends" seemingly having every meme ever made saved on their phone. They will not turn down the chance to add someone to their hitlist if you are mad at someone. They are also theater kids most of the time.
Person1: "Did you hear Steeeve transferred to our school?"
Person2: "Finally I've always wanted to out meme him!"
Person1: "Trying to out meme a Steeeve is a death wish!"
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steevers 

The great one, the older brother of Winston. He deserves worship at all times of the day and night.
We must go to the Atrium to greet Steevers!
steevers by jpae December 12, 2017
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Some may consider Steevens like basic hypsters but there's so much more to them than just that. They usually have an insane sense of style, being capable to dress as a korean model one day and a french teenager the other and rocking both styles. Steevens best trait is their ability to laugh at everything and make the people around him just as happy as he is in a matter of second. If you're lucky enough to ever meet a Steeven, keep him close because he will be the kindest and funniest person you can get by your side.
If only I could get a Steeven in my life, it'd be a lot brighter...
Steeven by NotAHypster November 21, 2021

STEEVE CSGO 

just massive hvh boss guy innit
Dude this steeve csgo guy is a hvh boss he touches all da pussy and boobies
STEEVE CSGO by Memesguy July 17, 2021

Steeevil 

Evil Steve, only comes out when drunk. Can be found on MySpace or in any cool NYC sports bar.
"Damn... Steeevil is cool, until he croses that line into the DRUNK zone! Oh, what the hell, let's get more shots anyway."
Steeevil by SteveBsjb August 24, 2006
A Swedish tribe of beer drinkers and womanizers. Known for their particularly hairy chests.
"Look how hairy that man's chest is mommy!"

"He must be a Steeves."
Steeves by Wellington Brown October 20, 2009
The #snarky'est bastard on the planet (classic Aries derr) who makes you love/hate not being able to contain your chuckles over things you're not sure you should be laughing at. A guy you secretly wish you had in your company, and court when confronted with a foe. (Also the dude is sexy af and highly coveted by hot babes and dudes alike)
Jeff: Guys, Steeve is so...
Alan/Zina: Snarky?...
Jeff: Yea!
Alan/Zina/Jeff: "I want some!"
Steeve by CNSKnight April 29, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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