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The #snarky'est bastard on the planet (classic Aries derr) who makes you love/hate not being able to contain your chuckles over things you're not sure you should be laughing at. A guy you secretly wish you had in your company, and court when confronted with a foe. (Also the dude is sexy af and highly coveted by hot babes and dudes alike)
Jeff: Guys, Steeve is so...
Alan/Zina: Snarky?...
Jeff: Yea!
Alan/Zina/Jeff: "I want some!"
Steeve by CNSKnight April 29, 2019
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to prize one's legs.
"dude u seriously gotta stop moisterising your legs or ima have to call you steve."

STEEVE CSGO 

just massive hvh boss guy innit
Dude this steeve csgo guy is a hvh boss he touches all da pussy and boobies
STEEVE CSGO by Memesguy July 17, 2021

steeve ho you fat 

steeve ho you fat is a french player that plays on wembys former team that cant win without him on. He is incredible on the defensive side of the court not to mention his shot, hes 54.7% from the free throw line, 76.1% in the restricted area, 12.9% in the mid range, and 78.6% from 3. He also averages 34.6ppg, 17.6 assist ,and 12.4 rebounds, along with 3.4 blocks, and 7.2 steals per game. Overall he is the 13th man off the bench just like me fr.
steeve ho you fat by campymywampy November 14, 2023

frank and steeve 

lovers for life, not in a gay way, unless you like it to be ;)
People surrounding them get jealous of their lovership and vow to have their own Frank, or Steeve.
friend 1: "aww, i just admire how cute Frank and Steeve are together.
friend 2: " i agree, friend 1, i too most definately crave for a lovership as genuine and special as what frank and steeve have."
NOTE: You will always be lost without your own frank or steeve. xx
frank and steeve by NaeNae77 June 23, 2014

Slippery Steeve 

A douchey guy who will insert his bone into anything with tits. This includes but is not limited to fat chicks, grenades, cougars, gmilfs, and even transsexuals.
Yo dude my tinder date turned out to be a fuckin land whale, but I pulled a Slippery Steeve and nailed her anyway.
Slippery Steeve by Some Chump August 20, 2016

The Steeve Face 

A way to greet people, by pushing out your chin as far as you can and smiling, then shouting ah steeve in the most nerdiest possible voice. It started as an inside joke but has spread across where we live and is still spreading outwards into the world.
An example of what to say to someone and back to someone when doing or recieving the steeve face

bob *walking up to tobi pulling the steve face*- "AH STEVE"

Tobi *doing the same*- "STEEVE"
The Steeve Face by AH Steeve March 7, 2009
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