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A state in which your as hard as your cock
(Mainly being made of steel)
It’s also a way to address someone or something

This word dates back to the 1st century when a man named lobsterz made this word but was called steelyve back at that time. As time passed the word slowly changed to Steelve after an error with the spelling known as the 8th grade ninja war around the 16th century.
So how is steelve?

I feel like steelve
Steelve by Lobsterz June 5, 2018
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Stellvester Ajero 

The Main Vocalist of the P-Pop boy group, SB19. He's known for his amazing dancing skills and his voice as beautiful as the angels singing in heaven; Heavenly Voice. He's also a human form of sunshine, the one who's cheerful, mood-setter, and has a contagious smile that makes everyone smile too. He's a loving and caring son and brother, a friend you can trust and lean on, and a hardworking, passionate artist. He deserves all the love in this world.
Protect Stellvester Ajero at all costs. He's a soft, kind-hearted human.

Steelering 

When an above average sports team continually loses exhibitions against drastically inferior opponents.
"Their steelering efforts ultimately caused them to miss the playoffs for a 3rd straight year."
Steelering by SoCalSteelerfan November 9, 2014

Peter Steele 

The 6' 7" lead singer, bassist and composer for the Gothic metal band Type O Negative

Also see the band: Carnivore

Born in Brooklyn, New York

Known for his intelligent humour, deep voice and gargantuan, HUGE balls

"I wrote this next song on the toilet, that's why it sounds like shit"
I built myself a nice little cageWith bars of anger and a lock of rageI can't help asking Who's got the key?When I know damned well it's me -Peter Steele

stellvester 

This describes a man as absolutely handsome with manly mannerism, with sexy physique and super talented.
It's so hard to find a stellvester in our class. My ideal guy is stellvester.
stellvester by friendshipandlove October 5, 2020
An error in speech. These errors generally occur with the use of run on sentences in speech. Essentially the listener is bombarded with dependent clauses which are out of order in terms of theme and/or chronology. Common characteristics include (but are not limited to) improper grammar usage, extreme redundancy, logical fallacies, and a general disregard of the rules of the English language. Listeners often feel as if their IQ is actually dropping while being lectured with steeleisms.
If I have to here anymore god damn steeleisms I'll shoot myself.

Ben sat there chanting steeleisms, "Also too... hence...that, which.... which.... meaning.... also too... BIG PICTURE!"
steeleism by Lolcatlove November 11, 2011

Steelies 

The stock wheels of a car without the hubcaps, usually black. These wheels were massed produced cheaply from steel to keeps costs down as oppossed to more exspensive better looking wheels.
That Civic is rockin his steelies, probably saving up for some better looking wheels.
Steelies by ferio252 January 22, 2007
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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