steeeven

a fuckin bitch that sucks dick and thinks he's cool and like this girl called ariana

that dude's a steeeven

by roastinkids November 5, 2019

Steeven

Some may consider Steevens like basic hypsters but there's so much more to them than just that. They usually have an insane sense of style, being capable to dress as a korean model one day and a french teenager the other and rocking both styles. Steevens best trait is their ability to laugh at everything and make the people around him just as happy as he is in a matter of second. If you're lucky enough to ever meet a Steeven, keep him close because he will be the kindest and funniest person you can get by your side.

If only I could get a Steeven in my life, it'd be a lot brighter...

by NotAHypster November 21, 2021

Steeeve

Steeeves are rare to find in the wild but when you find one be sure to shout it's name to get it's attention. Steeeves are a rare creature of baby unicorn, hitman, drug dealer, and semi-human in one. They always insist they have magic though most reject it their magic never fails. Though most people say they have different names they will always be known as Steeeve at heart. They are also thought to be immortal but it is told that there are a few rare types of magical creatures out there with the ability to kill this creature. Steeeves can go months without sleep and do not require food or water to survive. If you ever find a Steeeve be sure to not miss the chance to talk to them but never spell their name with less than 3 'e's. Steeeves have quick wits and good jokes. Steeeves are also known as the "Meme Legends" seemingly having every meme ever made saved on their phone. They will not turn down the chance to add someone to their hitlist if you are mad at someone. They are also theater kids most of the time.

Person1: "Did you hear Steeeve transferred to our school?"
Person2: "Finally I've always wanted to out meme him!"
Person1: "Trying to out meme a Steeeve is a death wish!"

by Steeeve - Professional Unicorn May 5, 2020

steeven

A hipster asshole who thinks he's better than every one else

See that dude he's such a steeven

by fuck n head April 21, 2014

Dirty Steeven

When you lift a girl by the anus and throw her in a jelly filled bathtub

I got so mad at Jen I had to give her a dirty steeven

by Underbelly69 May 21, 2020

steevenson

HB🇭🇹!
Philly🔔
Joker🃏
ET👽

Steevenson is HB🇭🇹!
Philly🔔
Joker🃏
ET👽

by hbsteeve June 18, 2022

brooklyn steevens

A very good gamer he likes so play fifa he also is very good at it that he's beaten everyone in the household for more information about him he's known as a genuin great guy who comes from the best of family he's very successful in money wise who serves as a chef on the most of fanciest holiday boats

E.g i wish I was brooklyn steevens he has the dream life ...

by Bigduuds November 20, 2021