Steamland Cleaver

A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

by Ted March 5, 2005

steamland cleaver

A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.

Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.

by Ramboni November 13, 2003

Steveland Cleaver

When you kill someone in Metal of Honor or Call of Duty with your melee weapon.

I snuck up on a guy in Medal of Honor and Steveland Cleavered his ass.

by Rm 7167 Rowan University 2010 October 17, 2010

Steveland Cleamer

Attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.

"Yo homie. You are wrecked! It's cleveland steamer, not steveland cleamer. Steveland Cleamer is my accountant. Word"

by dumpy-johnson April 29, 2010

Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.

Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.

by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007

Steveland Cleamer

The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.

We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Steveland Cleamer.

by nosnar May 10, 2006

Steveland Cleamer

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.

"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"

by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018