Steamlands

Driving weirdly-shaped tanks through the British wasteland

Crap, we shouldn't have sold robots to the public, they destroyed everything. Gotta keep going through the steamlands, and destroying the weird tanks

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steamandcream

n. A naval term for an Oriental steambath in the red light district.

Hey Smitty, let's go get snot-slinging drunk, puke some osoba noodles through our nose, hit the steamandcream, then do it again.

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A variation of the cleaveland steamer where one also urinates on his partner.

"I heard the bitch got a cleaveland steamer"
" na dude she got it worse... she got a fuckin steamland cleaver"

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A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.

Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.

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