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Stealthsturbation 

Stealthsturbation is masturbating in a scenario that would require stealth in which you must to extremely aware as well as silent. Note that all parts of the masturbating must be stealthy (gathering cleanup materials, the initial act, and cleanup).
Situations of stealthsturbation include when your parents are next door, when your parents or significant other are going to be home soon, or when your sibling is just a room away.
Stealthsturbation by Staska June 9, 2009

stealtherbate 

To masturbate and hope your roomate(s) don't know you are mastrbating. This is usually done after lights out or in the bathroom.
Garrett: I have a boner but there are three other guys in the room.

Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?

stealthsturbate 

verb- 1. The act of discreetly masturbating, due to heightened risk of being found out. The usual context is in where one can no longer contain their sexual urges, and feel they must relieve said urges in a less than ideal place.
Last night, I stayed at a friends house, and had to stealthsturbate under a blanket to keep from going crazy.
stealthsturbate by flar-dar-lartz February 9, 2014

Stealthurbate 

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.
When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.
Stealthurbate by ApricotFields August 2, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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