Stealthurbate
When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.
Stealthurbate by ApricotFields August 2, 2019
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To masturbate and hope your roomate(s) don't know you are mastrbating. This is usually done after lights out or in the bathroom.
Garrett: I have a boner but there are three other guys in the room.
Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?
Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?
stealtherbate by Matthew and Bram May 18, 2008
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stealthsturbate
verb- 1. The act of discreetly masturbating, due to heightened risk of being found out. The usual context is in where one can no longer contain their sexual urges, and feel they must relieve said urges in a less than ideal place.
Last night, I stayed at a friends house, and had to stealthsturbate under a blanket to keep from going crazy.
stealthsturbate by flar-dar-lartz February 9, 2014
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)