stealtherbate

To masturbate and hope your roomate(s) don't know you are mastrbating. This is usually done after lights out or in the bathroom.

Garrett: I have a boner but there are three other guys in the room.

Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?

by Matthew and Bram May 18, 2008

stealthturbate

The act of fapping as quickly and silently as possible to avoid detection.

He had to go and his family was moving about the house so he had no choice but to stealthturbate.

by Bananajameson September 4, 2015

Stealthurbate

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.

When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.

by ApricotFields August 2, 2019