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stealthsturbate 

verb- 1. The act of discreetly masturbating, due to heightened risk of being found out. The usual context is in where one can no longer contain their sexual urges, and feel they must relieve said urges in a less than ideal place.
Last night, I stayed at a friends house, and had to stealthsturbate under a blanket to keep from going crazy.
stealthsturbate by flar-dar-lartz February 9, 2014
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Stealthsturbation 

Stealthsturbation is masturbating in a scenario that would require stealth in which you must to extremely aware as well as silent. Note that all parts of the masturbating must be stealthy (gathering cleanup materials, the initial act, and cleanup).
Situations of stealthsturbation include when your parents are next door, when your parents or significant other are going to be home soon, or when your sibling is just a room away.
Stealthsturbation by Staska June 9, 2009

stealthstobate 

1.
To stealthfully masturbate in public, or at a friends house in their own bed.

2.
To secretly masturebate with other people arond.
"Ha ha alex, I cought you stealstobating."

"I had an urge, so I decided to stealthstobate."
stealthstobate by Shaka995 April 26, 2010

stealthturbate 

The act of fapping as quickly and silently as possible to avoid detection.
He had to go and his family was moving about the house so he had no choice but to stealthturbate.
stealthturbate by Bananajameson September 4, 2015

Stealthurbate 

Masturbate in public stealthily so no one knows you're doing it.
When she was little, Kennedy would stealthurbate under the beach towel and no one around even guessed.
Stealthurbate by ApricotFields August 2, 2019
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