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Jack Steakman 

A huge, beefy, muscular boy named Jack Steakman, he knows and everyone else knows that he's huge but will still always fish for compliments. He's got the beaver tail haircut with the long blonde locks, a surfer boy at heart, a once canola extract from the plant. If Jake the Cake runs at you, run the other way.
" Yo is that Jack Steakman?..... RUNNNNNNN!"

Chet Steadman 

The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.
Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.
Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008

steadmanized 

A man who is basically overshadowed by his female partner. People know that he exists, but could care less about him.
Dan used to receive a lot of press about his career, now that he's dating that uber famous movie star, he's been steadmanized. Where is he anyway? Who cares?
steadmanized by Bryce King October 7, 2008

Stearmanned

To be highly intoxicated, coined after seeing Richard Stearman celebrate Sheffield Uniteds promotion to the Premier league in 2019 and take drunkenness to a new level
He wasn't just pissed, he was proper stearmanned
Stearmanned by Wazooley April 28, 2019

Stearmanned

1)Blindo, blind drunk.
Richard Stearman, Sheffield United defender, blind drunk after getting United back into the Premier League.
I'm going to go and get absolutely stearmanned tonight!
Stearmanned by BeesyChalls April 28, 2019

Steadmania 

When everyone around you all of a sudden turns into a bunch of Steadmans; A rare disorder scene only a small amount in the history of the world.
I was walking down the street and all of a sudden I was hit with a case of Steadmania, everyone around me became total assholes.
Steadmania by Jos. A. Bank June 23, 2010