statusless

To be used in reference with Facebook, "statusless" is to be thought of in a similar context to speechless.
This is particularly relevant in reference to a serial status-updater - you know there is something HUGE happening if they will log in to update you on the most insignificant information otherwise.

Katy: "Wow, what's going on Jayde? You always have something to say in your status updates?"

Jayde: "Yeah I know, I know... Actually there HAS been something rather huge happen, but it's kind of left me statusless as I can't find the words to say what I mean in a status update!"

by KatyKaty180 April 20, 2010

Stateless

A person who is considered a foreigner by every country on planet Earth.

John: Hey, why don’t you just deport yourself?
Lulu: I can’t. I tried, but no country will take me - I am stateless.

by Now+here September 9, 2020

spatuless

when you wake up to make yourself some scrumptious early morning morsel to break your fast, and after some preparation are befuddled to find that you are without spatula! THE GODS BE DAMNED!!!

Broskie-Broheim: Bro, you tryna cook some eggs right quick up in thiis bitch?
Daniel Ibronez: Nah bro, we spatuless as a motherfucker

by wulfroyce January 6, 2011

status-less

When you do not list your relationship status on facebook, myspace or any other social networking web site.

Anna: So what is your relationship status?

Benjamin: I am status-less.

by akgcode March 6, 2010

statuslessness

a complete status deficiency, usually on facebook.

I don't know what to make my status on facebook anymore, so I guess I'm going through statuslessness.

by italianmama April 25, 2010

post statusness

A rate on 1 to 10
on how well you are posted up

yo i give your 9.5 on post statusness

by Jusstin May 16, 2008

stateless

The point in emotional scarring where you are immune to any emotion except pain, you become robotic and feel horrible that you committed a nanoerror

I am in a STATELESS point in my life, help...

by pussy rape May 30, 2018