statusjacked 

when two people or a group steal someones Facebook wall or status update and carry out their own conversation.

Jennys status update reads, Jenny is sick today.
Bob comments how are you dave.
Dave returns comment and the two carry out a conversation. "Jennys been statusjacked"

statusjacked by DJ Groove July 21, 2009

Statusjacked 

See Status Thief. The act of having your witty, well thought out Facebook status used by a Facebook friend.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, I have been statusjacked."

Statusjacked by J-Saturn January 18, 2010

Statusjacking 

the act of taking over one's facebook status with a conversation of one's own.

John Smith loves peach pies.

Jane Doe 1...loves George Hamilton
Jane Doe 2...OMG! LOL! I LOVE HIM TOO!
Jane Doe 1...don't you think he
should
have been in The Tan
Commandments?
Jane Doe 2...wait, he wasn't?
Jane Doe 1...No silly! That was Bob
Eubank's twin!

*you have now witnessed a "faux"
statusjacking

Statusjacking by lil' miss sassy pants April 5, 2009

status jacked 

Finding someone's Facebook/Myspace is still logged in and posting a new status update as them, usually to embarrass them.

John status jacked Jane last night on Facebook did you see? It said she was eating ice cream off of her dogs belly.

status jacked by Crin March 1, 2009

statusjack 

The act of commenting on someone's Facebook status simply to have a conversation with another person who has previously commented on or liked the status.

Michael Baker is enjoying the new treadmills at the gym

Sophia Smith: me too!!

Jake Nauert: oh sophia where do you work out!??!?!

This status has just been statusjacked by Jake, who likely has a crush on Sophia.

statusjack by just@friend September 19, 2010

Status Jacked 

This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.

guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?

guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.

Status Jacked by Changus Kahn July 11, 2009

Status-Jacked 

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

Status-Jacked by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009