When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.
Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"
by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009
Get the Status-Jackedmug.