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startled moose

When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.
Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.
startled moose by hotdogthief February 19, 2008

startled gecko 

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.
Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.
startled gecko by L-Mo April 29, 2008

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.
i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.
startled mule by the antisocialist December 31, 2011

startled earwigs 

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.
Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".
startled earwigs by thekingdom August 4, 2009

startledbunny 

This is a term for an exceptionally ugly woman, possessed of big, mad staring eyes.
Did you see that broad with the fish eyes? Yeah, she's a real startledbunny ain't she?
startledbunny by Jon October 10, 2004

Cock-Startled 

the way you would act as if someone had put a cock directly in front of your face.

or just a more intense version of startled
hey that girl is pretty hot over there... dude she's the one who has a dick! whaaaaaa!!!! -----> Cock-Startled
Cock-Startled by won jitte January 19, 2009
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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