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Startled

<sunin>Shall i do my nails today or tomorrow ?
by Gaz July 7, 2003
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startled moose

When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.
Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.
by hotdogthief February 19, 2008
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startled gecko

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.
Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.
by L-Mo April 29, 2008
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startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.
i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.
by the antisocialist December 31, 2011
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startled earwigs

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.
Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".
by thekingdom August 4, 2009
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startled the witch

To drastically fail at some task or activity. syn. screw the pooch, shit the bed
Bill: My cake turned out terrible!

Lisa: Yeah, you really startled the witch on that one.
by Kodiak1985 February 20, 2009
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Cock-Startled

the way you would act as if someone had put a cock directly in front of your face.

or just a more intense version of startled
hey that girl is pretty hot over there... dude she's the one who has a dick! whaaaaaa!!!! -----> Cock-Startled
by won jitte January 19, 2009
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