Sarcasmicus

A rare breed of humans that have the ability to take any given situation and peel it apart layer by layer and reconstruct it in a manner that is less than palatable to the "normal" populous. Often referred to as the lowest form of "wit" in the past is now being re considered as an evolutionary advance in the human condition. It is now thought to be more prevalent in persons afflicted with disorder of ADD or ADHD which is also now being considered and evolutionary advancement of the human brain as a direct result of the global industrial advancements over the past few centuries which has essential caused a leap frog effect in the human mind causing it to operate of higher more efficient levels of intellect. Which is often why persons afflicted with these "disabilities" are often miss understood. So the question could become are they really the disabled persons because they are not the norm! or will their numbers eventually surpass "the normal people" thus making the "normal" few! hence forth majority rules and is the "norm" something to think about

Oh says one of the "Sarcasmicus" breed "because I could not do that myself! thanks!

by IheartADD March 8, 2011

sarcasmic insultion

When one person says something mean to another, that they really mean, and pass it off as sarcasm.

E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh

E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.

by n_beckwith March 8, 2008

Sarcasticism

Long version of sarcasm, used by asses with bigger vocabularies than brains.

There is no need for your sarcasticism

by Tyler Mellander May 10, 2007

sarcasmic

explosively sarcastic; generally denoting sarcasm that has been building and kept inside and is suddenly released in a shower of rudeness (sarcastic + orgasmic)

Steve couldn't hold it in anymore when Jessica kept talking about her new clothes...he was so sarcasmic she ran away crying.

by jeffpk April 28, 2006

sarcasmic

A sarcasm-induced orgasm; sarcastic remarks that are so cunning and witty that it is pure sex to the ears and makes one feel euphoric once heard.

"Hey Phil, guess what I said to my girlfriend the other night?"
"What mate?"
"I said....I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"Oh man that comment was so sarcasmic, you hate her guts!"

"Corr blimey, that homemade lasagne sure was good Emma, I seriously couldn't tell that it was burnt!" (even though Emma had dished up a bowl of lasagne-ash to Paul)

by cathdu January 2, 2010

sarcastics

A proposed typeface style to indicate that the selected text should be read with a sarcastic tone or within a sarcastic context (i.e. Bold, Underline, Italics, Sarcastics).

Currently indicated by enclosing the sarcastic word or phrase between two "\" marks. See examples below.

Since my friends are so slow, I have to write everything in sarcastics, so they won't be hopelessly confused, or worse yet, misunderstand me:

1. NBC is the \greatest\ thing to ever happen to the NHL.
2. \I just love getting voicemail from my doctor telling me the test results were positive.\
3. \Marry me.\

by AwesomedOne April 20, 2010

Sarcasticist.

Someone who is sarcastic, practices sarcasm.

Sheldon (Big bang theory) is a Sarcasticist and he doesn't even know it.
John, you're sucha Sarcasticist.

by MagicDustforaNeondream. December 10, 2012