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starfishin'
She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile
starfishin' by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018
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chocolate starfish
A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.
chocolate starfish by Jedeasy April 9, 2017
Starfish Custard
I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.
Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010
Snoring Starfish
The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."
Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019
Dead Starfish
A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.
Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"
Dead Starfish by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009
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funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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