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Startender 

The practice hero of the bar industry, usually taking up all the air in the room trying to be the center of attention to the customers. Relishes when drunken morons call their name because it adds to their self-importance, and overcomplicates even the most basic of drinks.
"This guy's been here two weeks and you can tell he's turning into a know-it-all startender."
Startender by The_Informant77 October 19, 2021

startender 

one who doesn't actually bartend but is there to think about it, show off, and make themselves look cool (when in reality they look foolish); not someone you want to work behind your bar
the startender stood against the well rubbing his chin wondering if he felt like bartending today.
startender by letstacoboutit May 29, 2016

Startender 

A startender is a bartender that is always on point, they have the knowledge and skill set needed to make an array of fantastic cocktails. They are both friendly and fast-paced with their service. Nothing fazes a startender, no amount of volume or pressure can make a startender crack. Providing the best service and best drinks is all this bartender has on their mind. They are well liked by everyone and make good money thanks to the effort they put in behind the bar.
“The startenders at Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida are the best!”
“The drinks are really flowing thanks to this startender!”
Startender by sherwoods August 2, 2023

startreader 

Startreader : that which treads through or upon the stars or he whom treads upon or through the stars.
Def 2: an awesome video gamer with best gamertag ever!
Def 1 : As the startreader traveled by our galaxy, the heavens screamed in pain.
Def 2: Damn, bruh, that startreader dude keeps kicking my bottom in the crucible.
startreader by StarTreader November 30, 2015

Stargender 

A xenogender identity where someone's (usually someone with Autism) gender is connected to a star. They may use neopronouns connected to their gender, such as nov/nova/novas/novas/novaself, star/star/stars/stars/starself , com/comet/comets/comets/cometself, or wi/wish/wishes/wishes/wishself. These are not all the pronouns someone who is stargender may use, though, AND a stargender person may not use those pronouns at all. A stargender person is also NOT a star- their gender is connected to a star (being a star would be otherkin).
"I'm stargender! My gender is connected to a star, a blue star in specific. I use nov/nova/novas/novas/novaself pronouns!"
Stargender by FurbyKo June 9, 2021

ShardEnder

An infinitely powerful individual. Legend says that she has possession of extreme rarities like ELO's Garden Rehearsals, the master tapes for The Beach Boys' SMiLE, and a completed version of The Who's Lifehouse.
Person: I wish we could hear take 51 of Baby I Apologize...
ShardEnder: Hold my beer...