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Sandvich
He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!
BLU Soldier: HEY! You! Stop right there!
BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-
RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom
BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Punching is heard.
BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!
Snapping noises are heard
BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-
More snapping noses
BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!
Girlish scream is heard.
End.
BLU Scout: Don't let him get to the fri-
RED Heavy: (Opens fridge and eats Sandvich) Omnomnom
BLU Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!
Punching is heard.
BLU Scout: MY BLOOD! HE JUST PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY BLODD!
Snapping noises are heard
BLU Soldier: You call THAT breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-
More snapping noses
BLU Soldier: AHHHHH! MY SPIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!!
Girlish scream is heard.
End.
Sandvich by roastbeef530 March 12, 2011
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om nom sandvich
A. A common phrase used by the heavy in Team Fortress 2. The line is usually executed upon eating a sandvich to boost his health.
B. The cutest and funniest girl on xbox live. She speaks her mind and can make any game fun to play. Known best for her adorable giggles and witty attitude.
B. The cutest and funniest girl on xbox live. She speaks her mind and can make any game fun to play. Known best for her adorable giggles and witty attitude.
A. Medic - "I NEED ASSISTANCE! I AM ON FIRE"
Heavy - "Baby man, Sandvich is MINE!" eats sammich, "om nom nom, om nom sandvich is DELICIOUS"
Medic dies.
B. Guy 1 - Dude I played with chick yesterday on L4D and she was possibly the funniest and most adorable person ever.
Guy 2 - That could have possibly been om nom sandvich, she's pretty epic.
Heavy - "Baby man, Sandvich is MINE!" eats sammich, "om nom nom, om nom sandvich is DELICIOUS"
Medic dies.
B. Guy 1 - Dude I played with chick yesterday on L4D and she was possibly the funniest and most adorable person ever.
Guy 2 - That could have possibly been om nom sandvich, she's pretty epic.
om nom sandvich by TheMilkyWayMan June 29, 2010
Sandvich
Saying the word sandwich with a humorous Russian accent. The Sandvich is also an item in the game Team Fortress 2, which boosts the health of the Heavy class by eating it.
Scout: Stop him from eatin' that sandvich man!
Heavy: Om-Nom-Nom
Scout: Oh shit, too late!
*massive pain*
Heavy: Om-Nom-Nom
Scout: Oh shit, too late!
*massive pain*
Sandvich by The BXRabbit October 19, 2008
sandvich
The ultimate food, When eaten will restore 300 HP and along give the wearer enough power to support Communism
Heavy - ONO IM GUNNA DIE
Pyroh - hudda hudda hudda: (Gimme that ass)
Heavy - o wait
*pulls out sandvich out of pocket*
Heavy - OMF NOMF NOM, OM OM NOM NOM
Pyroh - hurderher: (Oh f r i c k)
Heavy - *Snaps Fingers*
Pyroh - hrrrrr: (Stark I Dont feel so good)
Heavy - EAT more SANDVICH!
:)
Pyroh - hudda hudda hudda: (Gimme that ass)
Heavy - o wait
*pulls out sandvich out of pocket*
Heavy - OMF NOMF NOM, OM OM NOM NOM
Pyroh - hurderher: (Oh f r i c k)
Heavy - *Snaps Fingers*
Pyroh - hrrrrr: (Stark I Dont feel so good)
Heavy - EAT more SANDVICH!
:)
sandvich by i am so epic 2007 February 13, 2019