stankmaster

someone who stinks very badly/ like unbelievably bad!!

who b u??u b the stankmaster!!

by poopface June 11, 2006

Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

skankmaster

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.

"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010

stickmaster500

He's that guy you see in every team fortress 2 comment section as one of the top comments in the comment sections of youtube, he also may appear in comment sections you would never expect him to be either.

HOLY SHIT STICKMASTER500 YOU'RE LITERALLY IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON YOUTUBE

by ah1ddengamer May 23, 2018

Stairmaster

A legend who is known to have sexual intercourse under flights of stairs at John Marshal High School. He Is now graduated and living the sauce life.

Student: too bad stairmaster isn't here anymore. I looked up to him so much.

by stairmasterisgnarly January 19, 2014

stairmasterbating

To engage in an intense exercise or fitness regime which causes one to ignore relationships and responsibilities; usually a short-lived affair seen at the beginning of the year and immediately prior to bikini season.

Jessica: "Sorry I didn't call you back. I was on the treadmill. I love the way I feel now that I'm losing weight!"

Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."

by vaguelyethnic March 29, 2010

Stackmaster

A stackmaster is someone who collectively gets them hoes. Not to be confused with a slut, a stackmaster is a compliment.

Meagan and Burgundy are some real stackmasters. Look at all of their men!

by flyingdonkey August 18, 2018