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Stackmaster 

A stackmaster is someone who collectively gets them hoes. Not to be confused with a slut, a stackmaster is a compliment.
Meagan and Burgundy are some real stackmasters. Look at all of their men!
Stackmaster by flyingdonkey August 18, 2018
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skankmaster 

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.
"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

stickmaster500 

He's that guy you see in every team fortress 2 comment section as one of the top comments in the comment sections of youtube, he also may appear in comment sections you would never expect him to be either.
HOLY SHIT STICKMASTER500 YOU'RE LITERALLY IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON YOUTUBE

Slackmester 

A period of time during a school year when academic responsibilities are pushed aside in favor of non-academic pursuits. In slacker terms, an entire semester of going to the bar every night instead of studying. See also, alcoholism.

While it may happen at any point in a college, graduate, or high school career, typically a slackmester occurs in the last semester of a given school period, when students suddenly realize how pointless hard work really is.
Dave: "Tacos and then the bar later tonight?"

Adam: "Hmmmm Tuesday night, two papers due tomorrow at 8 AM, and I haven't slept since Sunday... count me in. I'm obligated as part of my slackmester.
Slackmester by wolfpack2421 February 4, 2013

Stairmaster 

A legend who is known to have sexual intercourse under flights of stairs at John Marshal High School. He Is now graduated and living the sauce life.
Student: too bad stairmaster isn't here anymore. I looked up to him so much.
Stairmaster by stairmasterisgnarly January 19, 2014

stairmasterbating 

To engage in an intense exercise or fitness regime which causes one to ignore relationships and responsibilities; usually a short-lived affair seen at the beginning of the year and immediately prior to bikini season.
Jessica: "Sorry I didn't call you back. I was on the treadmill. I love the way I feel now that I'm losing weight!"

Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."

shockmaster 

to make an outrageous debut and fail in the process of debuting.
Fred Ottman pulled the quintessential shockmaster when his mask fell off while falling through the broken wall.
shockmaster by Dr. Disque January 10, 2004
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