standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free

We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.

standy j by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020

Sandy J 

The act of giving a someone a hand job using sand paper only.

Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.

Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.

Sandy J by beemd June 3, 2013

stanky jenkins 

When your wife takes a dump , then promptly turns the fan off and closes the door knowing you will be using the bathroom shortly

I couldn’t brush my teeth this morning. My wife did a Stanky Jenkins in the bathroom.

stanky jenkins by Frank Hh December 9, 2020

stanky jane 

Very strong smelling weed...it came from sharkey

damn that dro is some stanky jane

stanky jane by Matchu January 25, 2006

Sandy Jellyfish 

A delightful mixture of cocaine and semen, and the pleasure of ejaculating into your cocaine before you snort it.

Its ok to snort Sandy Jellyfish, but its kinda gay if you swallow the lugee.

Sandy Jellyfish by MALS-11 RyanX September 29, 2009

hand stand job 

the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.

aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"

hand stand job by Trent mangus April 29, 2011

Stanky Jarvis 

A mythical bird spoken of in a prophecy, source unknown, signifying sexual qualities of both abiotic and biotic items.

"Good god, that Jarvis is down-right stanky"

OR

"I know you want some of this Stanky Jarvis"

Stanky Jarvis by Curtis Honeytoast October 24, 2011