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A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free

We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.

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Sandy J

The act of giving a someone a hand job using sand paper only.

Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.

Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.

Sandy J by beemd June 3, 2013

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stanky jenkins

When your wife takes a dump , then promptly turns the fan off and closes the door knowing you will be using the bathroom shortly

I couldn’t brush my teeth this morning. My wife did a Stanky Jenkins in the bathroom.

stanky jenkins by Frank Hh December 9, 2020

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stanky jane

Very strong smelling weed...it came from sharkey

damn that dro is some stanky jane

stanky jane by Matchu January 25, 2006

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Sandy Jellyfish

A delightful mixture of cocaine and semen, and the pleasure of ejaculating into your cocaine before you snort it.

Its ok to snort Sandy Jellyfish, but its kinda gay if you swallow the lugee.

Sandy Jellyfish by MALS-11 RyanX September 29, 2009

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hand stand job

the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.

aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"

hand stand job by Trent mangus April 29, 2011

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Stanky Jarvis

A mythical bird spoken of in a prophecy, source unknown, signifying sexual qualities of both abiotic and biotic items.

"Good god, that Jarvis is down-right stanky"

OR

"I know you want some of this Stanky Jarvis"

Stanky Jarvis by Curtis Honeytoast October 24, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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