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by Contrubuitor urban March 21, 2017
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Standy

Short and much more to-the-point form of "standard". Mostly used among highly sophisticated individuals to define and applaud acts of normality. "Standy" can be used as both a noun and an adjective. A common phrase that stems from this term is 'Standy the Boy.'
This idiom does a nice job of simplifying the following: 'Wow, I just acknowledged how typical you are being at this moment and because of this, I will give you my approval and praise!'
Bob: "Hey Jeremy, did the Leafs win today?"
Jeremy: "They almost came back in the 3rd"
Bob: "Standy"

Alex: "I just got 100% on my chemistry midterm!"
Tyler: "Standy the boy!"

Hans: "Shit I just found out my midterm is in 3 hours"
Gordon: "Whoa, are you gonna study for it?"
Hans: "Nope gonna pull a standy"
by standy boy June 2, 2011
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StandBy for Titanfall

The response in which you tell your girl when she tells you that you have a choice to pick her or video games...
Confused girl- Listen its either me or the xbox one your choice!!!

BOSS ASS GUY: Copy that....STANDBY FOR TITANFALL...
by MarriottSeaworld March 12, 2014
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Stands Online

A game on the online gaming platform known as Roblox that is based off of the series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

In the game, you roll completely randomized stands. The body, the head, the moves, color, the pose, and everything else is randomized. But, it's very hard to get anything good and the game is very unforgiving to the point where it almost seems like it's designed to fuck you over. Despite this, it is quite addicting though it has caused many to develop anxiety and fall into depression.

There is a theory that girls can get custom stands for free by pleasing the developers. There are also some members in the community who are friends with staff thus unfairly granting them free shit. In the Discord server there are frequent giveaways though they are either bad or suspiciously, people who already have really good stands or are friends with admins win. Most of the staff are actually heartless and don't care about the people who play the game. One of the developers is also known for being bad at taking jokes. Some of the staff including the owner once started an immense chain spam and then muted anyone who joined in, and even muted some people who were completely innocent. Allegedly, the admins are pedophiles who exchange customs for nudes from under aged girls.

If you are mentally ill or don't desire to develop a gambling addiction, then don't play this game.
If you're charismatic or an attractive female, you could easily get free shit.
Girl: After I turned on facecam in the Stands Online Discord server the staff offered me free customs!
Boy: No fair, I've literally been grinding for over 1000 hours and I haven't gotten anything at all good.
by Bawxol March 19, 2021
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Standby girl

A girl that you used to have sex with, and still can, but you only go there when nothing better is available.
Dude: Remember stinky-pussy Ann?
Bro: Your standby girl from the coffee shop?
Dude: Yep. I hit that hard last night. She never says no.
by Southoftheborder June 3, 2017
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Semper Standby

When marines are in the midst of being left with out orders, they are therefore told to "standby" Which can be from one minute to an indefinate amount of hours. Leaving the marine to do nothing but sit stare. Which in turn drives marines crazy. Which is followed by crazy ass marines, doing stupid ass shit.
Pfc Smuckatelli: What are we gonna do today?

Pfc D*ckFace: Well, ssgt told us to standby. for god knows how long.

Pfc Smuckatelli: Well you wanna go put on our flaks and practice spartan kicks?

Pfc D*ckFace: Oh fuck ya. ooorah. Thank god for semper standby!
by Pfc Poopy February 27, 2009
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Standy Pants

One who must be sporting pants so stiff, they are made less outgoing, less hip, or unable to jive.
"Michael said he didn't want to come camping with us."
"What a Standy Pants."
by Sezwick May 30, 2009
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