Shandsy
A euphemism that can be used to describe a college age kid who insists that he is straight even though everyone knows he loves the cock. The term originally sprung up at Christopher Newport University.
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cock shandy
cock shandy by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017
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Shandsy • shandy • shands • Shandy Pants • Shanday • shandyboy • shandy drinker • shandy drinking wendy • shandygaff • shanksy
handy shandy
handy shandy by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009
hand shandy
n. a wank
synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters
hand shandy by Anonymous January 8, 2003
Boner shandy
A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.
Boner shandy by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019
Sheathed Shandy
Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.
Sheathed Shandy by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017
shands
The toughest neighborhood in Virginia.Populated by absolute badass mofos.Located just off of HWY 58 in the asshole of Courtland. Courtland is an hour between Norfolk and Richmond in the 757.
Guy 1:I'm from the 804 where we ride our bikes around all day drinkin PBRs and smackin hos, where are you from?
Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats
Guy 1: Mother of god..
Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats
Guy 1: Mother of god..
shands by MikeBrownsnumber1fan November 11, 2008
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