1. A crazy ass insomniac, with a drinking problem. He has been know to develop numerous highly dangerous weapons in his garage and basement that may end the world as we know it.
2. If you know a sandland they are most likely wearing a black hoodie with a post-hardcore/mathcore band name scribbled across the front of it.
3. Sandlands are creatures of the night and have the ability to melt things with their touch. They are closely related to doombats
A load of Spanish chavs running towards you with their pathetic hair styles and "bum bags"..! They normally run for English people, or just small people.
'shanking the land' is a common activity in which the ultimate dons of the uk join together to collectively 'shank' (verb to stab) the land.
'shankland' is the name given to these dons once they have completed there 7th official landshank.