Sandland 

1. A crazy ass insomniac, with a drinking problem. He has been know to develop numerous highly dangerous weapons in his garage and basement that may end the world as we know it.
2. If you know a sandland they are most likely wearing a black hoodie with a post-hardcore/mathcore band name scribbled across the front of it.
3. Sandlands are creatures of the night and have the ability to melt things with their touch. They are closely related to doombats

Jack was awoken by an explosion coming from his new neighbor's garage.

Jack: Great...a sandland
*sighs*

Sandland by SomeoneSetUupTheBomb January 6, 2009

Sondland’s Jigsaw 

A reference to the fact that so many elements of Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s story about the US-Ukrainian hijinks clearly simply do not fit together.

We just call it Sondland’s Jigsaw, it’s utterly crazy-complicated but if someone among us were a Mensa member, they may be able to assemble this puzzle somehow!

Sondland’s Jigsaw by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

sandandle 

the epitome of shenanigans and malarky, can cause: unwanted dance floor make-outs, mirror breaking, heart to hearts, cupcake smashing, police calling, theft, car crashes, donning of a sombrero, window sill dancing, impaired volume perception, screaming out windows, loss of bladder control, aka the need to pee EVERYWHERE, jumping in lakes, mysterious injuries, breaking of diets, vomiting, blackouts, social space sleepovers, turban wearing, late night egg consumption, bizarre outfit choice, attempts at painting theft, regrettable video messages, asking computers to find parties, and an overall lack of good judgment

It's Friday night, are we sandandling?
Sandandle like a champion today!
Sandandle?
Beware: we are sandandling

sandandle by Lew2N May 22, 2010

Sandilands 

The smelly bridge between anus and scrotum.

Kyle often wondered whether other men's sandilands were as resistant to soap as his.

Jeez, your breath smells like a tramp's sandilands.

Sandilands by infidel castro October 26, 2008

Sondland 

A person appointed to a government position only to later disgrace and dishonor themselves

Well, sure Secretary Carson made mistakes with the furniture and all, but he's no Sondland!

Sondland by TMex1971 October 30, 2019

sadlands 

The Badlands, a roleplaying group on bearbonesrp.com, when the majority of characters are sad or have angsty plots going on.

Wow, the Badlands is becoming the Sadlands.

sadlands by toetickler969 January 15, 2018

Spicy Sandanda 

The act of two flat arse people putting their arse up to one another during sexual intercourse and farting into each other's arse WHILST holding a lighter between both backsides and banging arses together.

*man walks into the bathroom while his roommate is showering*
"WTF man! What happened to your arse cheeks?!?!?"
"Oh, yeah, I was fucking that chick I've been going at it with last night and shit got kinky quick and we did the Spicy Sandanda and the lighter mixed with the farting burnt all my arse hairs off and I now have 2nd degree burns"

Spicy Sandanda by TruthGivinNibba September 22, 2019